I’m pulling this one out of the memory bank before I forget about it & let it slip away! And before said three year old turns four!!
Scene: After three year old has taken a bath, brushed his teeth & had his hair brushed (which around our house the hair brushing part is called “getting handsome”), he goes for a walk with his mom.
Mom: It’s windy tonight isn’t it.
Three year old: Yes. It is windy tonight.
Three year old: Mom (said with complete aggravation)! The wind is blowing my handsome away!!